2011-Today

Ill bounce back and forth between years lol. today I will talk about 2011.

So I seem to be blind in one eye. Not too sure whats going on there. Everything is quite blurry. Took out my contact and have my glasses on, even worse now lol. Great! Let's start the new year off with blindness.

I am worried about my stress lvl lately. My eye has twitched a couple times this week =( Tis a bad omen. It's probably due to work, cuz after this coming week of work, I have no idea what I'll be doing. People I'm covering for should be back so I might be unemployed again.

*twitch twitch*

So I had an adventure last weekend that I was gonna write about, but didn't cuz i forgot to.

Adventures In Bean Bag Chair Filling:

K well I've filled up a bean bag chair before, and it went relatively well, just a few foamy beans scatter around the place. This was last summer. I got my bro a new bean bag chair for xmas and was gonna be nice and fill it for him, even tho he's an asshole, and this time i was gonna do it in the bathroom, so it'd be easier to clean up after.

So I get everything ready, the chair is open and ready to be filled, i cut a corner off the bag of massive beans. I need to put three bags of beans into this chair. Three. I open the bag and begin pouring, and POOF! beans everywhere.

like, static cling mania. these little beans like plastered themselves to the wall, to my toilet, the entire floor was coated in them. Not to mention so was i. i had a whole layer of beans on me.

So I'm like wtf, this is gonna suck. So i keep filling the damn chair as best as i can, the damn beans are so staticky tho that anytime i reach near the bag they fly thur the air out of the bag and attach to my arm. the inside of the bag the beans were in has a whole layer of beans in it that can't be removed cuz they're clinging to tightly. I think it took me like 20 minutes to empty this bag of beans, which really all it shoulda taken is a minute to 'pour' the beans into the chair.

so then i'm done emptying the bag, and i want to go grab a garbage bag to put this shit in. but i look down at myself and i'm totally coveredin beans. And i don't want to drag all those around my apartment. So I strip down lol, grab new beanless clothes from my room, get my handy dandy (which really isn't so dandy) dustbuster and a garbage bag.

I also had a smart moment. When I worked at the vet clinic and we had massive staticky cling issues we would grab fabric softener sheets and just rub them up and down our arms and legs to keep our clothes from being staticky. So I grabbed some sheets, gave my new beanless clothes a once over with them, loaded up any exposed skin with some body butter cream so the beans would attach to my hands, and i went back into the bathroom.

I was in there for at least a half hour trying to gather up the beans with the fabric softener sheet. it was just insane. the toilet looked hilarious, it had a nice coating of beans all the way around it. my towels on the wall were all beaned up, and the floor was a whole layer of beans. anything i leaned close to something i'd seen beans fly off their object and attach themselves to my head. zoooom! crazy bastard things.

So yah, a week later and still finding beans everywhere in there. royal pain in the ass, but, something i suggest people try someday. even tho it was annoying, it was funny as hell.

Lesson Learned: Don't fill bean bag chairs in the winter when the air is so dry.

PS: so the other day at work i went to the bathroom and in the toilet there were a couple beans floating o_O Sneaky bastards are clinging to my ass!

PPS: I'd go back and edit this, but I still can't see out of my right eye. Sigh...